| 1. | man ----------- board |
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| Ans. = man overboard |
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| 2. | stand ----------- i |
| Ans. = I understand |
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ok?....get the drift? Try a few now & see how you fare ! - Ans.s to these next week. |
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| 3. | /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ |
| Ans. = reading between the lines |
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| 4. | r road a d |
| Ans. = cross roads |
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| 5. | cycle cycle cycle |
| Ans. = tricycle |
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| 6. | le / / vel |
| Ans. = split level |
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| 7. | 0 ------------ M.D. Ph.D. |
| Ans. = two degrees below zero |
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| 8. | knee ------------ light |
| Ans. = knee-on-light (neon light) |
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| 9. | ii ii ----------- O O |
| Ans. = circles under the eyes | |
| 10. | dice dice |
| Ans. = paradise |
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| 11. | ground --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet |
| Ans. = six feet underground |
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| 12. | ecnalg |
| Ans. = backward glance |
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| 13. | death / life |
| Ans. = life after death |
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| 14. | THINK |
| Ans. = think big ! |
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| And the last one is fun............ |
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| 15. | ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... |
| Ans. = long time no 'c' (see) |
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