| Q: | If you see a Limerick Sham on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? | A: | It's probably your bike |
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| Q: | What do you call a Sham in a suit? | A: | The accused. |
| Q: | Why does the River Shannon run through Limerick? | A: | Because if it walked it would be mugged. |
| Q: | What do you call a Sham in a three-bed semi? | A: | A burglar. |
| Q: | Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick? | A: | Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin |
| Q: | What do you say to a Sham on a bike? | A: | Stop thief! |
| Q: | What do you say to a Sham in a uniform? | A: | Big Mac and fries please. |
| Q: | What's the first question at a Sham pub quiz night ? | A: | What are you looking at? |
| Q: | What do you call a Sham in a White Nike Shellsuit ? | A: | The Bride |
At the end of a tiny deserted pub is a huge Sham - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers, when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Sham.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Sham leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the Sham replies.
"Something about a job."
No Sham's were actually harmed during the compiling of this email. All characters are fictional and any similarity to any Sham, living in or out of prison or dead is purely coincidental!
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